Working Dog Funnies
Based on our experience with German Shepherds, Dutch Herders and Belgian Malinois and their personalities here are some funnies written by me!
Writing an Essay!
A German Shepherd, a Dutch Herder and a Malinois were asked to write an essay:
The German Shepherd spent a week in the library, on the internet and doing field work to gather research. After 3 drafts and a final proof reading she presented the essay in a typed, double-spaced format, fully referenced with a bound cover.
The Dutch Herder knocked out a 10,000 word dissertation in 25 minutes with a stubby pencil and an old note book, but still provided references.
The Malinois paid the German Shepherd to do hers for her while she laid on her back eating biscuits, listening to Tom Jones on her IPod. !! : )
Changing a Lightbulb
How many GSD's does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but only after it's escorted people to a place of safety, checked the perimeter for intruders then completely rewired the house and done a full electrical safety inspection.
How many Dutch Herders does it take to change a lightbulb? Please, please let me do it. I can do it, go on please, I’ve done it before, dead easy and that bloody German will take all night
How many Malinois's does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't worry, I'll have it done by the time you get back. When we return, the 100 watt bulb in the living room has been replaced with a strobe and neon lighting set and glitter balls. Its become the Malinois Disco - Club a Po-Go!
Drunk in the Street
There's a German Shepherd, a Malinois and a Dutch Herder all drunk in the street. A policeman spots them and walks over. The German Shepherd says "don't give him your real name or we'll get a summons".
The policeman comes up and says to the GSD "what's your name?". The GSD looks about and sees Marks and Spencer's so he replies "Mark Spencer".
The bobby asks the Malinois "and what's your name?". The Mali looks around and sees Timothy Whites and replies "Tim White".
Finally, the policeman asks the Dutch Herder "what's your name?" and the Dutch says "Kentucky Fried Chicken". !! ; )
Writing an Essay!
A German Shepherd, a Dutch Herder and a Malinois were asked to write an essay:
The German Shepherd spent a week in the library, on the internet and doing field work to gather research. After 3 drafts and a final proof reading she presented the essay in a typed, double-spaced format, fully referenced with a bound cover.
The Dutch Herder knocked out a 10,000 word dissertation in 25 minutes with a stubby pencil and an old note book, but still provided references.
The Malinois paid the German Shepherd to do hers for her while she laid on her back eating biscuits, listening to Tom Jones on her IPod. !! : )
Changing a Lightbulb
How many GSD's does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but only after it's escorted people to a place of safety, checked the perimeter for intruders then completely rewired the house and done a full electrical safety inspection.
How many Dutch Herders does it take to change a lightbulb? Please, please let me do it. I can do it, go on please, I’ve done it before, dead easy and that bloody German will take all night
How many Malinois's does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't worry, I'll have it done by the time you get back. When we return, the 100 watt bulb in the living room has been replaced with a strobe and neon lighting set and glitter balls. Its become the Malinois Disco - Club a Po-Go!
Drunk in the Street
There's a German Shepherd, a Malinois and a Dutch Herder all drunk in the street. A policeman spots them and walks over. The German Shepherd says "don't give him your real name or we'll get a summons".
The policeman comes up and says to the GSD "what's your name?". The GSD looks about and sees Marks and Spencer's so he replies "Mark Spencer".
The bobby asks the Malinois "and what's your name?". The Mali looks around and sees Timothy Whites and replies "Tim White".
Finally, the policeman asks the Dutch Herder "what's your name?" and the Dutch says "Kentucky Fried Chicken". !! ; )